One of those silly myspace surveys

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Knowing that there was such a thing as outdoors bred in us a hunger for prosperity, for ownership." (The Bluest Eye by Toni Morrison)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
Two cups. A Peet's Coffee and a water glass. Both empty.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The last TV program I watched was "Smallville" from a couple of weeks ago.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
6:50pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6:30pm

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
A faraway vehicle engine.

7. When did you last step outside?
20 mins ago or so.

What were you doing?
Laundry.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Porn! j/k. Email. Some JavaScript code for a project I'm working on.

9. What are you wearing?
Denim and workout clothes. Waiting for laundry to finish and then heading to the gym.


10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. I woke up a lot.

11. When did you last laugh?
Skating last night.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Some artwork -- a target special, a naked chick in charcoal (gift), a Goines reprint, and a Snow White litho. Oh, and a tee shirt, but only because it's drip-drying.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
This survey.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Might not finish it at this rate.

15. What is the last film you saw?
Fight Club. No, not in the theatre.


16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I already am. They don't sell contentment and appreciation at the mall.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
Doesn't #16 cover that? No?
How about, "sometimes I miss my hate"

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Every child would feel loved.


19. Do you like to dance?
You don't get to be good at something unless you like it. Generally speaking, of course.

So, yeah, I kinda like dancing. Heh.

20. George Bush:
Is an idiot and a disgrace to our country, if not to all of humanity.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
An abortion! (j/k, sorry, dark humor)
"angel" all the time. Her mom could pick the name, though, as long as I got veto authority.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
These questions are stupid.

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Been there, done that, absolutely.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Where the f*** have you been?